8-bit theatre drabble

[littlefeltfangs]

8-Bit theatre drabble, crossed over with mystery anime!

Dedicated to yma2, who probably doesn't think she deserves it. After all, she hasn't done anything wrong!



Fighter: Stand back! I have just the weapon to defeat this hideous being of evil! (Brandishes sword chucks)
Black Mage: It’s a turtle.
Fighter: What?
Black Mage: I said it’s a turtle.
Fighter: How can you tell?
Black Mage (Seething with anger): It’s small, has a shell. It’s subscript says “turtle”. AND IT’S A TURTLE!
Fighter: Never the less, I shall go slay this creature with my trusty sword-chucks!
Black Mage (Leaping at Fighter): Taste Stabbity-Death!
Stranger: Crabby fish cake? What’s that? Does it taste good?
Black Mage: Who the hell are you?
Fighter: I’m Fighter, I like swords.
Black Mage: Not you!
Fighter: Oh.
Stranger: Mecha-Tamago Attack!
Red Mage (looking upon devastation): I don’t think that fitted into the genre.


Not that happy with last line. The stranger was Kaolla Su from Love Hina.