Attention please

[littlefeltfangs]

At 15:00hrs there will be a mock-nuclear holocaust.
Please proceed to mock-panic and mock-die of radiation poisoning.

Also, oxfordgirl, please find that you are mock-unable-to-attend-presentation, for you are mock-dead.

That is all.

Comments

[chrisvenus]

Fortunately our office has a mock-experimental mock-point defense system, that should shoot down any and all warheads likely to land withing 100 miles of here so she shouldn't be mock dead...

Dadmmit, she might be needed to help make sure the system is running correctly though. Dammit. Still mock busy...

[littlefeltfangs.livejournal.com]

I believe the mock-experimental mock-point defense system was the system she was having to deal with issues of functionality with.

Part of the reason for the requested holocaust. :)

Impact in 6m.

[chrisvenus]

She's already gone downstairs to set up... I only hope she find out that the mock holocaust has hit or its presentation time for her...

[littlefeltfangs.livejournal.com]

Its okay, you can still suffer the mock radiation sickness...

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

Oh, it was a mock-nuclear holocaust! that explains everything.

*headdesk*