Attention please

[littlefeltfangs]

At 15:00hrs there will be a mock-nuclear holocaust.
Please proceed to mock-panic and mock-die of radiation poisoning.

Also, oxfordgirl, please find that you are mock-unable-to-attend-presentation, for you are mock-dead.

That is all.

Comments

[chrisvenus]

Fortunately our office has a mock-experimental mock-point defense system, that should shoot down any and all warheads likely to land withing 100 miles of here so she shouldn't be mock dead...

Dadmmit, she might be needed to help make sure the system is running correctly though. Dammit. Still mock busy...

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

Oh, it was a mock-nuclear holocaust! that explains everything.

*headdesk*